Dinosaur Files
Why did all the dinosaurs except Barney die?
Let alone the fact he must have be living for some 30 million years by now. It's equally incomprehensible he survived (remember: dinosaurs like him are carnivores; can you see BARNEY eating anyone!?) when all the other dinosaurs died out. And then you've got teletubbies, spongebob squarepants, and Dora the Explorer--the existence of each cries suspicion and shady background.
Public Comments
- Because Barney was recently created.
- I know what you mean. But when can you expect a convenient asteroid to come along and finish the job?
- cuz barney is a baller
- cuz barney isnt a REAL dinosaur thats why
- He annoyed everyone else to death.
- its a mass conspiracy to irritate you
- Barney was the only one who got lost and accidently found the fountain of youth. He ate all the foliage around it to keep from starving and stopped his aging progression forever. I thought that was common knowledge. Rumor has it that the teletubby "Po" was seen leaving a plastic surgeon's office on Rodeo Drive in Hollywood last September.
- Cuz hes purple...duh...have you ever seen a purple dino besides him? i dont think so.....
- dude of course i see Barney eating people! you know his little love song? well yeah, he doesn't mean it. and he didn't die, because he killed the rest. Natural disaster my ass. he obviously didn't like them, and he wanted to take over the world, so now here he is. Manipulating kids into thinking he's this great big thing. and teletubbies, god, it's bad for kids, those blobs (w/e they're called, they look like aliens to me) don't even talk! how's that a good thing?! an Dora, aha, keeps a monkey as a companion. how wonderful. but spongebob, nah, spongebob is a G lol
- bcause he is a suck-up
